Caveats:
* 32-bit powerpc does not build:
```
R_PPC_GOT16 out of range: 32796 is not in [-32768, 32767];
```
* I haven't tested a kernel yet
* Bootstrapping pkg is expected to fail: missing `libcrypto.so.30` and `libssl.so.30` due to version bump to 35
* I could not include the full context here as the resulting diff was too big